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One day on his parents birthday they fucked and 9 months later Colby was born. Yes that means Colby is birthday sex. Later in his life he tried to jump up on some bleachers and fucked his nose up. At a basketball tournament when he was young he got head from his sister in their bed at the hotel. Yes little Colby is insest as fuck. Later that night his parents came back drunk and fucked while Colby had friends sleeping over. Poor Doug heard every last moan, croak of the bed, and bahhhhhh. Now Colby is a retarded p.o.s. that yells I'm moving to lusk for some weird reason everytime someone says something to him. He had a girlfriend for a long time one day Colby was licking the kitty, tounge punching the gash, eating pussy when the poor girl farted all in Colby's face and in his mouth. Now he is a broken human that has horrible fucken taste in women and never showers.
Colby Ryan Lamb is a fucken mistake.
Being with him just feels so right, his intelligence astounds me! He makes me so happy just by being himself, he's a color that doesn't exist, a sound that forms the perfect beat to a new hit single, he's like a delusional seasonal drink at Starbucks you look forward to every year cause you are addicted to the creamy taste when It hits your mouth, he's just everything. He's the ultimate
If you met a Nathan Ryan Lumley, don't be a whore k he's taken.
Like OMFG omf omg Nathan Ryan lumley omg starstruck sigh my ass please I'm your number one groupie uhg melting fmu fr *droool
A dude with a long schlong, often found in areas with a variety of cars
Wow, that is one Ryan Lotz of cock
A contagious form of disease making someone choke in big sports games. It often goes through multiple hosts and a host can keep it and pass it on or pass it on and be relieved of it. It started with matt ryan hence the name who formed the disease in his body during the superbowl. He passed it to Tom Brady who showed signs in a bucs vs bengals game in week 15 of the 2022-2023 nfl season. As kirk cousins showed ryan still contains the virus to this day.
Zach wilson got a vicious case of matt ryan-itus associated with the jets so they needed to bring mike white in. However the virus passed to the rangers and required sauce gardner to clense it. It must've been floating in the afc east when brady was contagious after the superbowl. Even Josh Allen had a few cases.
when you meet someone and they immediately develop something in the back of their mind that thinks you are hot. they will also never forget about you this way
oh yeah i met zach ryan the other day and now the zach ryan effect is taking over my head
A "Dustin Ryan Taylor" is usually a very appealing creature. He will charm you with his beautiful smile and adorable dimples. He is a sex dynamo! But be cautious when encountering a DRT, he will be quick to make you fall in love and quickly steal your soul and give you some unforgettable memories, that he however doesnt remember, because he is a junky. Also when having sex with a DRT, PLEASE USE PROTECTION! Or you WILL end up with AIDS! A DRT is always a good friend to keep, but watch out, he will quickly turn on you and eat your heart. Also never pursue a family with a DRT, he will only give you false hope, and IMMEDIATELY walk out on you when you get pregnant.
Hood rat meets booze=Dustin Ryan Taylor
An ass hole who will break your heart and stomp on. And call you names for the rest of your life. and wont care if you die. he'll happy dance on your grave.
Did You Hear About Joshua Ryan Ruggeri?
No why?
He happy danced on Kyle's grave