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One day on his parents birthday they fucked and 9 months later Colby was born. Yes that means Colby is birthday sex. Later in his life he tried to jump up on some bleachers and fucked his nose up. At a basketball tournament when he was young he got head from his sister in their bed at the hotel. Yes little Colby is insest as fuck. Later that night his parents came back drunk and fucked while Colby had friends sleeping over. Poor Doug heard every last moan, croak of the bed, and bahhhhhh. Now Colby is a retarded p.o.s. that yells I'm moving to lusk for some weird reason everytime someone says something to him. He had a girlfriend for a long time one day Colby was licking the kitty, tounge punching the gash, eating pussy when the poor girl farted all in Colby's face and in his mouth. Now he is a broken human that has horrible fucken taste in women and never showers.
Colby Ryan Lamb is a fucken mistake.
its a different world on itself. it forces u to he Christian and would not allow heterosexuality??? also weird prayer songs with beats better than ya mum
Person A: "oh my god. why is this a prayer song?? it sounds like a thirst beat."
Person B: "that's Ryan international school for u"
A shithole school where nepotism runs rampant. The children of the teacher's will always win all the awards and get away with breaking the rules and being little shits - like fucking westons. David the old principal was a total dickhead. Will punish you for dumb shit like not wearing a hat but will not care if you get bullied or beaten up or something serious happens. Has homophobic teachers and Karen teachers that are annoying like that vegan teacher.
Walter: Wow have you heard about Ryan Catholic College
Jesse: Fuck those dogs
Basically, John wick, Stallone, and Norris rolled into one. When you do push-ups you push the world down.
Timmy's getting ryan Phillippe on his ass
Gay Ass Bitch Who Should Just Kill himself.
Girl 1) is that a mop next to a locker.)
Girl 2) no that's just ryan palmer tucker.)
a small man with a very senisitive soul and a very cracky voice and a redarded mind.
you will be suprised when you find out that ryan the husky son tapes crocs to redarded cats.