The sexual act of alternating between eating someone's ass and licking their balls.
"Dude, I hear Michael tossed your salad last night"
"Oh he didn't just get the salad, he got a FRUIT salad"
"Oh he worked the balls too? Niiiice."
I bowl of various unlabeled drugs put out for consumption at a pill popper party.
I dug into that fruit salad looking for Benzos and found some Ludes.
my all of my friends are queer/fruity! literally a fruit salad!!
yummy yummy
Friend 1: ayyy you got a fruit salad?
Friend 2: yea *continues to put a fish in blender*
when you shove a cucumber or carrot or other salad item up the rectum
Steve : youll never guess what i did last night
Raol : salad bum again?
Steve : yep, yummy
Code among men for when they want sex
Sally: Why did you send all those dick pics?
Tom: I have salad bowl syndrome
Sally: um ok then
When whatever you are doing or attempt to do become a buttfucking mess.(aka a total shit show)
Can all be used as the word to describe cumming on a girls pubes that contains lots of dingleberry like hard crunchy crouton bits, the cum is the dressing.
When your retard friend makes a shlop salad out of your plans.
Damn that guy dressed that girls shlop salad nicely.