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To give a blow job until the guy cums in your mouth!
She got down on her knees and attempted to suck seed.
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The apparently feverishly suck-focused intensity of a sex-&-suck-addicted cum-famished tit-whore to gobble mucho man-meat as if there were no tomorrow and her life depended on it, in addition to her dinner and sense of self-worth, with excessive cheek-plunging, mouth-swilling, and drool-slobbering involved, with no apparent concern shown for the integrity of her own mouth, lips, cheeks, or throat, often displayed as a sign of delighted fervor at the immediate opportunity to be sucking a long-desired hunk of spunk-root, irregardless of whether or not her suck-onslaught over-accelerates the fuck-hose being suckled from filling her gullet with a rush-job of hot & gooey fuck-snot. Rarely displayed by wives, if ever, once the honeymoon is over but often exhibited by mindlessly drunken floozies in drug-or-sex-induced stupors.
The preacher's daughter went into a suck frenzy on her 21rst birthday party after her third beer and blew most of the whole football team, including the coaches, in the locker room shower after the game, but once she'd been sperm-drenched and had for all intents and purposes been truly hosed down with fuck-snot, so to speak, we hosed her down with WATER in the shower before taking her over to the other team's locker room with fresh lip-gloss but still dripping wet and leaking from all her freshly-poked hot-&-hungry party-holes.
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sucks to a degree that is unknown to urban dictionary as of now
Great Expectations sucks the left.
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for girls only: what to say to people who piss you off and that you hate when they get on your nerves instead of saying suck my tits. taken from the male term suck my dick. also gets people to shut up
example 1:
guy: i heard u give great bj's wanna suck my dick
girl: suck my tampon
example 2:
dad: where the hell were u last night
daughter: out with friends
dad: give me ur phone and keys to the car ur grounded for a month
daughter: suck my tampon
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really cool guys. Or real cool dinks.. Lots of cream with khulia & vodka. Looks like Keith Urban.
I just love cock sucking cowboys.
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Computers that are not based off of Microsoft DOS, or Microsoft NT. These include but are not limited to computers based off of:
BSD
Linux
Unix
My friend needed me to recommend some computers that don't suck. So I said Macintosh.
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"Suck On My Cock" is a satirical Christmas send-up, lyrics written by Pacific Northwest shock jock and prolific parodist Bob Rivers and based on the tune of the bestselling "Jingle Bell Rock" by Bobby Helms (1957).
With himself as singer, "Suck On My Cock" was released as part of a Rivers Christmastime satiric CD, and in 2007 as part of Rivers' CD "Rated X Max." Rivers' lyrics graphically recount in first-person the experience of receiving a full and complete act of fellatio by his (possibly) unwilling partner and makes ample use of "Jingle Bell Rock's" tune, multiple stanzas, choruses and chord changes.
The song is offensive, obscene, and politically incorrect but very funny to those who like no-holds-barred satire. It has been covered often in the ensuing years by Matt Rogers and other singers. Downloadable sung versions and lyrics are not difficult to find on the Internet, though good copies of the prior CD releases command a huge premium in the online used-disc market.
If live versions are included, it is hard to measure how high "Suck On My Cock" ranks in Rivers' ample songbook, but it appears to be shaping up as a "guilty" Christmas pleasure along with many of his other Yuletide parodies, such as "Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear" and "Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire."
Bob Rivers asserts that he still owns copyright to the lyrics.
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-- "God, I couldn't believe it when the band began to play "Jingle Bell Rock" and the singer started off with 'Stroke on my, lick on my, suck on my cock..."
-- "Yeah, hardcore! But it was pretty late and I don't think people minded "blue" material. Hope you listened up, 'cuz I bet the band won't play it for another 364 days."
-- "Yeah OK, fool, but cyberspace never forgets."
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