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Oxford Brookes University. formerly Oxford Polytechnic. Main campus located in Gipsy Lane, Headington. Very multi-cultural. Many rah's especially in Cheney Student Village- everywhere else is normal. Higher employability compared to "Proper Oxford" aka Oxford University. Colours are white, blue, and maroon.
Oxford Brookes University may not have the prestige, but we get the Jobs!
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Pretty lame college on San Antonio's west side. It's a backup school for many Catholic school kids which has a tendency to overbook residence halls. If you get stuck in one of those over-booked halls, have no worry - If St. Mary's students don't commute, they leave for the weekend. St. Mary's weekend atmosphere is therefore very quiet (abandoned), and their lack of extracurriculars besides sports and Greek organizations makes it pretty boring. Their expensive meal plans allow you only to buy food from its one cafeteria, which has prices slightly cheaper than carnival food but with quality much worse. Make sure your parents either give you a box of necessities or tons of money, because buying things like shaving cream or soap is quite an investment. Also home to Oyster Bake, a Fiesta event which gets so crowded that many students cannot move through the campus, therefore causing a hindrance to learning or studying that would take place in the weeks before finals.
So long story short: If you want an average education with overpriced room and board on a ghost town campus, go to StMU.
"Why did I choose to come to St. Mary's University?"
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This is an institution in Fort Worth, TX. It is populated by wannabe-yuppie scum who are busy learning to be real yuppie scum. Many decadent people attend this school, but enjoy the facade that going to a "respectable" school gives them. Ted Bundy would be in heaven here. Also, some people have been forced to leave their homes when TCU decided to pay people to wreck them to the ground, that way this institution could have YET ANOTHER building for yuppie "education", even as they already have a whooooole lot of 'em. To openly insult these untouchables while living in Fort Worth is not only the epitome of "uncool" here, but also potentially harmful to you.
In Fort Worth, to submit to, obey, and appease people like those who populate the Texas Christian University campus is considered REAL REBELLION. If you don't find this scenario palatable, DON'T COME HERE. STAY AWAY. I'M WARNING YOU BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.
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Located in Starkville, Mississippi. Founded as an Agricultural school and still is to this day. Bitter rivals of Ole Miss and all things preppy. Most students wear boots and Wrangler jeans to class; the few preps which do attend are usually rich due to successful farming by their boot and Wrangler wearing parents. Is a school where tradition means very little.
Ben: "Your going to Mississippi State University right?"
Brent: "No I decided that I have too much class; I am going to Ole Miss!"
Ben: "Atta boy."
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A place where splibs rape your white girlfriend.
Did you hear about that chick at Eastern Michigan University that had been in her dorm room dead for 3 days? Yeah, some splibs gang raped her.
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A school defined by it's 70/30 ratio: the average female is 70% desperate and 30% wasted, while the average male is 70% 'bro' and 30% rapist. Commonly, both males and females are 100% stupid.
Students are commonly victims of "JMU Delusion Syndrome", an ailment characterized by the victim's staunch belief that their school is in fact, not lame. As the victim falls deeper and deeper into the throes of the disease, they will refuse to acknowledge basic facts, primarily the blatant repetitiveness of their party scene. They will also find females who go to JMU more attractive than they would be elsewhere in the world, apparently to rationalize their belief that the campus is brimming with "dime-pieces".
This tragic affliction is only in the beginning stages of study, and as such, any person who has someone they care about attending James Madison should watch carefully for signs of JMUDS.
Remember that they will simply not be able to understand how lame James Madison University is (owing to the JMUDS), so you cannot be offended if they react in a hostile manner to intervention.
LETS GET OUT THERE AND FIND A CURE
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Lenoir-Rhyne University formerly Lenoir-Rhyne college.LRU is a private university of Lutheran affiliation and is in Hickory, North Carolina. It has a beautiful campus and is open to the community.
Sally: Hey where do you go?
Molly: Lenoir-Rhyne University
Sally: Oh you mean LRU the most awesome university ever!
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