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someone who deports people for no reason even if they didnt jump the border
That nigga is a deportationer in hell he put my boy back in mexico even tho he has a passport, poor christian carlos carillio :(.
Fucking hell. A joke from Australian schools.
What's the opposite of near? Far.
What's the opposite of queen? King.
What's the opposite of heaven? Hell.
Now say them all together. Far king hell.
Wikipedia Hell is neither mere idea nor unknown reality, though it is as close to both as a benevolent razor to a neck. It exists as much as Facebook or your email address, less than poplar trees, Autumn, red wheelbarrows, and raindrops, and more than the color red or Communism. While it is supposed that Jesus can visit the page, as easily as any, visitors cannot find Jesus' Wikipedia page from here. Theoretically Jesus would also be unable to visit his own page.
Dude, I can't get to Jesus from this Wikipedia page. I must be in Wikipedia Hell.
Unbelievably bad sex.
P1: did you fuck stacey yesterday?
P2: yeah but it was an absolute hell fuck
A Mc Hell Yeah may look like an ordinary McDonald’s triple cheeseburger with additional toppings to the untrained eye, but to the experienced beholder, it couldn’t be more different and 100 times better.
You start with a standard double cheeseburger from McDonald's. The next step is to add 5 x pickles, 5 x onions, 2 extra slices of cheese, and 2 x salt and pepper (resist temptation to over do it on salt and pepper).
The final step is without a doubt the most important and secret step to creating a Mc Hell Yeah.
Add an extra beef patty to the double cheeseburger. The difference between a Mc Hell Yeah and a standard triple cheeseburger with extra ingredients is that they package a double cheeseburger in parchment paper, while a triple cheeseburger comes in an awful cardboard.
The Mc Hell Yeah includes all 3 patties, perfectly served on parchment paper, thus melting the cheese into the patties and additional slices of cheese to the extra ingredients.
Thank me when you’re swimming in bitches and burgers.
Loser: I’ll get a triple cheeseburger with 5 x onion, 5 x pickles, 2 extra slices of cheese and 2 x salt and pepper please.
Legend: Just a couple of Mc Hell Yeahs for me and my girl friend Margot Robbie thanks.
A failure by the media to bully and use constant misdirection and lies to defeat a truthful politician.
See BBC for examples
The BBC reporter tried but didn't have a batten hell's chance of defeating the UKIP leader
Quite often with Fucking in front of it Hell in Harness means: disbelief at an act or phrase
Hell in Harness you ate the whole thing!
Fucking Hell in Harness, why would she say that!?