People named Steve you have to owe 30 bucks to on September 4th, 2022 aka Steve day.
Friend 1 - Its National Steve day, have you gave Steve 30 bucks yet?
Friend 2 - Not yet I forgot to
Friend 1 - Do it before he booty rapes you
December 21 is national idiots day where we celebrate being idiots
Happy national idiots day dumbass
A holiday celebrated on november 10th for mormons who “denim surf” to not have premarital sex
“did you know it’s national durf day?”
“i’ll have to get it on with my mormon girlfriend tonight “
National Randy day is for everyone who name is Randy!!
31.10. is National Randy day.
(This is for my best homie :>)
"what I today's date?" *Randy asks*
"oh! Today is National Randy day!"
1. (noun) An unofficial, unique holiday celebrated on May 30th each year. Participants go outdoors and shout "Hey!" into the surrounding area, simulating a dog bark but replacing the traditional "woof" with a human "Hey!". This action is not meant to mimic dogs, but rather, serves as a distinctive, playful, and quirky form of human communication.
2. Participants, sometimes referred to as "Hey-barkers", do not simply shout into the wind; they expectantly wait for returning "Heys" from others in the vicinity, creating a sort of call-and-response exchange. The tradition has taken root primarily due to the rise of social media trends, and it has since blossomed into a unique celebration of community, spontaneity, and humor.
Example of usage:
John (barking out from his backyard): "Hey! Hey!"
Neighbor: "What's going on, John?"
John: "Didn't you know? It's National Hey Day! I'm waiting for a returning 'Hey!'"
Neighbor (laughing): "Oh, right! Well, then, Hey! Hey!"
John (barking out from his backyard): "Hey! Hey!"
Neighbor: "What's going on, John?"
John: "Didn't you know? It's National Hey Day! I'm waiting for a returning 'Hey!'"
Neighbor (laughing): "Oh, right! Well, then, Hey! Hey!"
A day all about committing Arson with no legal repercussions
Lawyer: "you can't burn down the tax office".
Arsonist:"Sure I can, it's National Arson Day!"
Lawyer:"what the fuck are you talking about"
April 15. Celebrate by posting your favorite picture of your friend named Carson. It will make him feel better, as he grew up a lonely fuck with no friends, and is not used to attention.
Tyler: Good to see you Carson! Happy “National Carson Day”!
Carson: i miss her 😔