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A banana cream-pie is the splooge that spurts out of a guy's raging boner when he has a cumgasm on his cocksucker's face when he pulls his dick out of the guy's mouth and blows his load on the guy's face instead of letting him swallow it.
Matt, my cadet rommie, gave me a banana cream-pie the last time I sucked him off!
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to fuck a woman in both the pussy and the asshole, alternating between orifices ... and just when you're about to cum, you stick it in her mouth and she sucks you off ... then you kiss her on the mouth and she spits your jizz into your mouth ... and you swallow ...
Last night, my woman & I did the sickest, nasties shit ever ... that's right ... we did the pennsylvania chocolate pie ...
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While reciving oral from a dude in a visor you take a shit into a pie tin then shove it onto the dudes face
brother blumpkin, blumpkin pie, blumpkin, fag, shiteater
Geoge threw up after he gave Dave a brother blumpkin and dave turned it into a BROTHER BLUMPKIN PIE
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A guy who fucks a girl - who's a total cum bag - and believes her multiple cream pie means he's already busted a nut or she's wet for him.
I don't believe you've done 'er! She's just fucked some dudes next block... Oh, man! You're a total Cream Pie Whisker!
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Key lime. Infatuation that shouldn't exist.
Key lime Pie. Indulge and I am in your debt.
Key lime pie. Inspire me with foolish love.
Key lime pie, your green filling makes me inept.
Flaky crust is what I lust. Your fresh lime scent is a must.
Take me with coffee, never with tea. You're the pie that pleases me!
People gawk "Is that pie green?" Ask for a bite - "Fuck you, I'm mean."
Key lime pie - cheapest hooker I've ever had.
Key lime pie. Last slice gleaming, if you're out I'm mad.
Key lime pie. Poke fun and laugh and jest.
Key lime pie. Don't bother me, digest
key lime pie.
...we are the ones who have a fire inside...
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When someone competes in a reality TV competition show, but is almost completely edited out. Named after drag queen Sherry Pie, who competed in season 12 of RuPaul's Drag Race, but was almost completely edited out after admitting to sexual misconduct.
Have you seen The Traitors Australia? They've given Paul a total Sherry Pie edit - he probably only got 30 seconds of air time over the whole series! He must have really pissed off production.
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Duty Pot Pie is when you fill a girls cooter pot with corn rich poo, cover with a single sheet of TP, close, allow to moisten till maximum temperature, then serve on a large plastic sheet. QUICK TIPS: allow longer cook time for higher elevations, and less cook time for a feverish girl.
Maureen cooked up a piping hot duty pot pie for Louis to enjoy.
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