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When you jump with an erect penis and land perfectly in the vagina.
Johnny jumped off of the bed to perfectly sticking the landing in Yolanda.
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what my wife calls her tampons
oh shit, my period started and I'm almost out of Lady sticks
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You'll find Herbert the pervert's frozen jizz sticks in the snow in the morning!
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Every dumb ass that has a driver's license that shouldn't.
How did that shit-stick get a license?!?
Dude, don't be a shit-stick.
That was shit-stickish behavior.
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A common impromptu tool used to scrape feces off of the shoe or boot. Commonly used around livestock, zoos, kennels, camping and public parks. Depending on the size and shape, it can be efficient and can be thrown for a distance to remove it from your locale if necessary.
Damn Fred, I just stepped in in it! Hand me that shit stick over there.
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A thick, manly mustache which has been tainted with the stench of pussy after a good muff dive. The dried vagina excretions, which now closely resembles the smell of fish, permeates from the mustache to the owner's nostrils until it is cleansed.
"Dude, I just left Stacy's house, I gotta get rid of this fish stick."
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To have a bun in the oven, up the duff, brewing a sprog, with child, in the family way, off limits, up the junction, preggers, having a nine-month fat day, knocked up etc.
Charlotte Church is up the stick.
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