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Dipping your penis in hot sauce and then having sex
I persian fire dragoned this girl in the vagina
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Mr.Mackey: Who laid a Chocolate fudge dragon in the urinal?
A new drug that uses a substance called akadina only found in the middle east. It is currently under debate of whether or not it should be allowed or not. Many kids are discovering this and taking advantage. According to the research done by Anthony huynh in the medical department at Stanford university, increased use of this drug has skyrocketed 45%.
Let's go out later and get some dragon warrior puff bro.
Immediately following Ejaculation during oral sex, a man covers the woman’s mouth and punches her in the stomach and the nose, causing ejaculate and blood to be expelled through the nasal passage. Blood, ejaculate, plus a pissed off lady = a real scary fire breathing dragon. Only to be attempted by the most bravest of knights.
“Hey Sean, why are you in a full body cast?”
“Oh that. Last night me and my girl did the fire breathing dragon. I was not worthy.”
You release so much cum at such a high rate that when you cum inside the ass the cum travels through the persons body and comes out of their mouth
Yeah I summoned a asian sky dragon with sherry last night . No way I summoned one last week
When you are having sex with a woman and pour hot sauce into her anal cavity. The woman then unloads flaming hot diarrhea onto the man.
Jeffrey: WOW that Louisiana Fire dragon was insane!
Jennifer: That shit burned, but it felt great afterwards. Thanks Jeffrey!
Lighting a fart while receiving fellatio
As she went down on me, little did she know I had my lighter to perform the humming blue dragon.