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Mario Lopez haired slim Jim. Searches for big foot when goes camping. Turns on people with his snagged tooth. Tries to be a baller. Says he's succeeded. Would whoop sense into you with 10 in chode.
Sandy sucked the motherfucker named frankie chode yesterday.
When people put names/friends' names in the Urban Dictionary just to send it to them and say "OMG This description perfectly describes you!" and then they freak out and show their other friends and maybe post it on Instagram or Snapchat or something and they'll never know that you were the one who posted it!!!
"OMG you know those U.D. Names?"
"Yeah?"
"I FOUND YOU AAAAAAH OMG CUTIE!"
A tiktoker who puts this in like every tiktok they make and they think they are a “fAiRy”
EXCUSE ME MY NAME IS FAIRY
"Hello my name is nate and I suck dick for a living, how are you?
A super cool dude. Generally very respectful and won't take anyone's shit. Super nice to people who deserve respect. He is selective with the people he surrounds himself with. If your lucky to be in a Dragon's life, be appreciative and respect him.
Person A: Hey have you met the dude named Dragon?
Person B: yeah he's kinda rude.
Person A: Well, you have to give him the respect he deserves to be respected by him.
a synonym phrase for 'how the fuck'
father: son go do your homework and improve your poor grades.
son (scowling): how in the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the from the fireplace. And guess what I found there? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, Sherlock, that you tried burning your report card; you didn't want your mom and myself to see it.
So if you want to piss off your friend a lot, go on his computer, and click on the top login bar where it says 'User name' and then type in User name yourself, and watch him / her physically hate you for the rest of their life after they type in their real username only to realise what you've done and in somecases, they might not look up at the screen, and will click 'enter' and will be extremely confused, why the fuck they didn't get in, I've done this a couple times because I'm the definition of a comedic genius (totally) and sometimes I fail, so I'd recommend also typing in at the very end something like got em or your mum gay or just whatever you want, so even if they eradicate the trap, they will still not gain access to the fucking computer.
"Did you type in User name to my fucking computer again you absolute nonce?"