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(n) Tacky street fair. Temporary pedestrian mall selling inexpensive items such as tube socks, lemonade, scarves, sunglasses such as to impede normal traffic. Crowded street fair that has nothing of worth to purchase.
I would have been here twenty minutes ago but I ran into a damn tube-sock roadblock!
This tube-sock roadblock is a terrible place to spend an afternoon.
On crazy sock Sunday you do something illegal in you goofyest socks so everyone knows it’s a joke
Sock wearer-PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP NOW!
victim-*looks at socks* oh ok
Sock wearer-*unloads appropriately 30 rounds into the person shredding them to pieces*
Victim-that was a crazy sock Sunday
Things teenange boys have sexual intercourse with
I went in my teenage sons room and stunned my toe on a pile of Hanes socks
Where all of these fuckin sexy girls search up and doing sexy stuff with them
Girl: Imma using Hanes socks for being sexy.
One sock on one foot. While your other foot chills like da shit.
I got one sock poppin. While the the other marinates.
When lost socks combine to form a formidable marine predator in your clothes drawer.
Husband: Where are all my lost socks?
Wife: I bundled them together in one sock to make a sock kraken.
When you have a sock on and it gets caught to your pants.
Person 1: Oh no
Person 2: what
Person 1: MY PANTS ATE MY SOCK