Givin-da-bird

A meaningful way to "give the bird" and help the hungry at the same time. Usually happening around Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Yea, that's cool. Every year around the holidays, he makes it a point to givin-da-bird to the needy. Who doesn't tear up when you can feed someone a turkey dinner?

Avian Bird Flu

Probable future pandemic, classified as H5N1. Virus that is transmitted between animal and human, not yet able to be transferred between humans. In the USA $7 billion have been requested by the President for additional aid to protect the US. Possibly the virus that will kill more than the Bubonic Plague and most other plagues combined. No true cure is in stock, but antibiotics are available, but in short supply.

Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you... you have AIDS.
Patient: Really?
Doctor: No, I'm just messing around... you actually have the Avian Bird Flu. And you only have 36 hours to live...
Patient: WHAT?!?!?!
Doctor: Oh, did I say 36 days? I meant hours... sorry...
Patient: *flatlines*
Doctor: Or perhaps only seconds... oh well.

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cowboy bird turd

The act of cuming on a girl then proceeding to spit your wad of chew on top.

My girlfriend was being a bich earlier, so after I fucked her I droped the "cowboy bird turd" right on her stomach!

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Kentucky Bird Bath

A childhood game where two or more participants take turns throwing up into each other’s mouths.

Mrs. Masterson’s first-grade field trip to the museum was canceled after Noah, Liam, and Charlotte engaged in a three-way Kentucky Bird Bath.

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green big birds

a name of a ecstasy brand.

yeah, get on my hype. green big birds, yellow and blue nikes.

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Birdlaw (Bird Law)

A practitioner of law suited towards the welfare of citizens capable of flight and victims of fowl play.

In addition someone who will ruin the fun for everyone and be the reason for a lot of unfortunate events that take place in MMORPGs that would typically enrage the community-at-large.

Is also an avid streamer who typically displays his deaths during endgame content with his guild.

Will automatically speak at 100 decibels at a minimum. Is incapable of anything lower.

Don't trust Birdlaw.

Person A: "Did your entire raid team manage to turn in the Rend buff?"
Person B: "Not at all, it was scuffed"
Person A: "Why would Birdlaw do this?"

-An example of an atrocity commited by Birdlaw (Bird Law)

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Cody little bird

A Guy With A Very Little Penis.

Eww look at Cody little bird.

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