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top gun blumpkin

1. An inverted blumpkin. 2. Performed while doing a handstand and receiving a blowjob, whilst shitting on oneself. 3. An inverted blow job shit fountain.

Iceman was riding Maverick's tail in a negative G inverted dive while performing a top gun blumpkin.

by Nik Mulb October 16, 2010


Crop Top Tuesday

A holiday occurring every Tuesday, generally for cross country/pole vaulting boys in which a cut off tee shirt is worn in celebration. Occasionally, female or none track and field related males are recruited and participate. Usually only once or twice. No one is more faithful than the original handful of boys, or should I say men, who began the tradition.

"Why are the cross country boys wearing that?"
"God, Susie, it's Crop Top Tuesday you uncultured swine!"

by youngshannie November 24, 2015


Up top comma

In the educated community, an "up top comma" is known as an apostrophe!!!

I am naming my baby "Honesty" and it is spelled like H-O-"up top comma"-N-A-S-T-Y. (Ho'nasty)

by LaborRN March 26, 2017


Top Player Alert

A term used to describe someone who is very good at video games. Usally used to describe people who are good at fighting games.

Watch out man, that guy over by the Arcana Heart machine is Top Player Alert

by GEAR-X April 08, 2008


backdoor top shelf

when you can't decide which hole to put it in and you are in a group so you don't wanna say you just fucked a girl in the ass, because that is kinda crude. it is when you have butt sex but will not be confused with doggy style sex

friend 1: dude, i fucked that one chick

friend 2: no way whatd you do

friend 1: i went backdoor top shelf on the ho

by bonerwars99 April 26, 2010


Top G

Verb; The action of getting “head” or oral from someone.

Noun, Someone who put their penis in someone else,

Ex, Yo, I got Top G. ( hello, I received oral sex)

Ex, I made them hurt after I was done because I’m a Top G.

by Hank Pecker July 29, 2022


top hat good

1. (n.)Something so undeniabley woot that is reaches the wootness of owning/wearing a top hat.

2. (adj.)Schpiffy to the ultimate extreme.

3. (n.) feeling of supreme bliss, that is only comparable to the sensation of wearing a collapsible top hat.

1. Tina: How did you like the chimis from Rudy's?
Anit: They were soooooooo delicious!!1
Tina: That good?
Anit: Top hat good.
Tina: Bloody hell let's get some chimis!!!

2. When I got a computer with sound and color, it was top had good, bitches.

3. Cain: How'd you feel when you were eating those chimis and watching salad fingers on your new computer?
Seamus: Top hat good, my dear fellow, top hat good.
Cain: My tummy box is empty.
Seamus: let's get chimis

by Amanda Rose October 11, 2005