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Legs that curve - no chance of stopping a pig in an alley way kinda curved.
Whats so bad about bowed legs? Its better to have your legs bowed than your jangles
When you have the take out container in the car on your lap and you get home and there is a dribble of liquid on your leg.
What’s that liquid on your leg? Oh shit that’s leg juice!
The most iconic nickname for Allegra others include amanbun and amegra
Legs and arms is so iconic
When you get mustard on your leg
“Oh No, Leg Mustard
(n) A skinny penis with an abnormally large tip
I heard the Thomas brothers can’t fit it in because they both have a goose leg.
A graceful, luscious calf atop a delicate ankle
Jordan has such well-turned legs. He must do Leg Day regularly.
Da sumptuous sexual "feast" dat a lustful stud endeavors to attain by running naked in front of one or more hot chicks --- i. e., by "streaking", he hopes dat one or more of said luscious lookers will want access to da big long juicy thing dat they see bobbing around between his legs as he sprints past, and thus they will be willing to "spread their legs" for him.
You might be even more successful at da "streak and legs" routine if you also offer any favorably-responding chicks a thick-sliced-beef-and-fried-cackleberries meal as part of da bargain, too.