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A shot of Blue Curaçao and Melon liqueur
I’ll have a beer and a Bohemian Snapping turtle
A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt
Awww quick , get off the highway i can't make it , the turtle bumped the cloth !!!
When a person get siblings to fight someone
Guy 1: yo josh got jumped yesterday
Guy 2: yeah heard he got ninja turtled
A deviant sex act where a man is receiving a blow job and also has a turd about to drop, cumming and shitting at the same time.
Jeff was blown away by the psychedelic turtle that Jane gave him
Thinking slowly, like a turtle moves.
oy. i am sooo slow today - i am turtle-brained today.
Turtle-fish were a legendary race of giant sea monsters, mentioned only in verse from The Hobbit. The last of the Turtle-fish was named Fastitocalon.
Turtle-fish appeared as treacherous islands, capable of drowning seafarers.
A large chunk of fat or skin that covers someone butt, comparable to a sea turtles shell.
God damnit she has a sea turtle ass