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The club for girls age 5-17 that teaches them people skills, real life skills, and money hounding skills. You can identify them by the shiny buttons and hand-sew patches on their vest or sash. Or you can look outside of a local grocery store for the munchkin asking (polietly, taught by her leader!) "would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?".
Would you like to try some girl scout cookies? 70% of the money goes directly to the troop. 20% to the council, and 10% to the baker.
And they are good!
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A mad television show that shows people how to curl their hair and what bra size they are, hosted by four hot - ass bitches (simone is the hottest)
fuck man, those bitches on girl tv make me wish i had 4 dicks
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Literally smartest person I have ever met. Rory doesn't go a brag bout her grades, if you ask her she will tell you and if she gets a 100 and you get a 73 she won't be like OML HAHAHA all in your face but instead she will kindly say, everyone has bad days. If you ever meet a Rory and are lucky enough to be their friend don't lose that friendship. Rory is extremely kind and sweet and not to mention a walking, eating, breathing, living ENCYCLOPEDIA. If you ever need help Rory is there. Rory encourages you too.
Rory loves books and learning
If you ever meet a Rory, be their friend, don't use them for good grades, but be their friend it will be the best decision you have ever made!
Sources: Real life experiences
Me or you i guess idk: Hey Rory, can you help me study im not doing so well in math
Rory: Of course!
Rory (girl) in action of being kind
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the sweet juices that flow from an excited womans funbox
hey Nick-- I picked Angies locks last night dude. I gave her some wine, took her out to the drive inn and rubbed her down until her jeans were soaked with girl gravy,,, mmmm, mmm, good!
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Gotdamn Pam, you're hot as hell in the sack and you got the sweetest girl gravy I've ever had, wow--- now go get me a sandwich and a cold beer.
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Temple girl or Temple
A female that is exceedingly less likely to put out due to religious reasons. They will also promptly go to church and confess their sexual conquests after they happen. She will hinder your sexual advances by claiming "my body is a temple."
Dom: "Dude did you tap that broad last night?!"
Jeff: "Nah dude. She's a Temple Girl! I would have to complete all seven sacraments to hit that!"
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A girl you danced with at the club who is at least two feet taller than you.
A: How was the girl that you danced with?
B: Dude, the tree girl? I had a fun time grinding her knees.
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Often found in the company of dudebros, dolphin girls are characterized by being thoroughly and enthusiastically agreeable to the phony machismo of their boyfriends or vapid suggestions by other dolphin girls in the pod. They can be seen vigorously nodding their head with mouths agape and exclaiming, "Ah'kay! Ah'kay! Ah'kay!"
The pod of dolphin girls walked through the mall popping their gum trying to win the attention of the dudebros.
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