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Cocktail Balls

The courage brought about as a direct result of the consumption of alcohol, often resulting in an embarrassing or dangerous situation for those around the person experiencing it.

Steve: "Did you hear what happened to Curt last night?"

Kelly: "No, what?"

Steve: "He got Cocktail Balls at the bar last night....I bailed him out of jail this morning..."

Kelly: "Wow!"

by Deohgee8 December 17, 2009

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Ball Wanking

Where one man pulls his balls and another man thrusts his penis between them.

I enjoyed ball wanking my boyfriend yesterday, he enjoyed it but boy am i sore.

by sexypoo November 30, 2009

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Sloppy Balls

Two known definitions:

1. Just how it sounds-- testicles that are far from well-kept.

2. A delicious British snack, typically cornmeal formed into a ball-form, tossed and coated in a honey glaze.

1. Man, that dude had some sloppy balls. They were dirty, sweaty, and some parts had long pubes while others were completely shaved.

2. Yes, waiter, I'll have an order of the sloppy balls please.

by theseandownthemiddle September 3, 2010

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Internet Balls

People who are braver behind emails than in person

Justin had internet balls when writing that scathing email, but when I confronted him in person and he acted like a baby back bitch.

by DowntownDugan March 29, 2013

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buckskin balls

courage, bravery, will, intrepidity, and fortitude

"Man that guy really had some buckskin balls talking to me that way!!"

by BRush2009 October 5, 2009

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Oreo Balls

Definition one:
Oreo balls: A tasty combination of crushed Oreos and cream cheese rolled into a ball frosted and chilled before served.
Definition two:
Oreo Balls: The rare occurrence of a guy having black balls and a white crank or it could be a sign of a series medical problem.

Dan: Those Oreo balls are the best thing since sliced bread.
Rob: I know I ate like ten of them.

Jim: Did you see that dude it the locker room, his balls were black but his unit was white. He should see a doctor before his shit falls off.
Scott: Yeah, he was born that way. That slut Christine used to bang him, he told her that his great-grandmother hooked up with a black dude so he has some black genes in him. She told him to bad it was your balls and not your dick, then she posted that shit on face book, what a whore.

Jim: Didnโ€™t you used to bang her?
Scott: Who Hasnโ€™t?
Jim: good point.

by Dave Lickersnach December 30, 2015

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drunken balls

a female who gets ballsy after a few cocktails

Kiki was crazy last night , she had huge drunken balls...

by nellDoG August 4, 2007

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