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A nonsensical unit of hearing (in most cases referring to a lack of hearing) used by wives or friends of wives to describe one's auditary capabilities.
Give the tall people a.k.a. the people over 5’4 5 dollars today
Person 1- oh hello it’s September 9
Person 2- yup pay up
Person 1- ok ok
Free pie day! A day to achieve world peace through the distribution of pies without charge
Joseph: Hey man, do you want a free pie? September 9 is free pie day!
Earl: Thanks, I love pies! This inspired me to bake my own pies and give them to my neighbors!
The most popular birthday in the USA. People born this day are either narcissistic or very kind. If you know someone with this birthday do not get them mad. They probably have very bad anxiety and ocd.
When is your birthday
September 9th
So is mine
The car that is driven on "That 70's Show"
Also, it is a courageous sex act, similar to motor boating, but with less force, just like the vespa.
Donna and Eric were going to point place, they drove the vespa9, and then Eric told Donna to lay down, and close her eyes. She opened her eyes like a deer in the headlights when she felt Eric start doing the "Vespa 9".
Are you good? Wait no you literally typed every single symbol on your keyboard so why did I even ask
person 1: `¬¦1!2"3£4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeEéÉrRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}aAáÁsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?
person 2: wtf
person 1: :)
A word no one’s ever thought of before. This happens when you press each letter, number and punctuation mark on the keyboard without pressing the Shift key to reveal the numbers on the number line and then using the Shift key you type the special symbols instead of the numbers.
Me: “Let’s see what words we haven’t typed into Urban Dictionary yet. Have we typed qazqazwsxwsxedcedcrfvrfvtgbtgbyhnyhnujmujmikikololpp?”
Daryl: “Yes, this word is already there.”
Me: “So let’s think of another word. Qawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolpqawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolp, this word has even more sex than anyone’s ever seen”
Daryl: “Yeah. I would type `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/? instead.”