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Cool Goon was one of many people in a hivemind mentality in a very irresponsible and immature debate in #debate. In this debate one person had seriously suggested potential merits of putting convicts into state-sponsored gladiator fighting systems, and everyone else came down on the dude with massively overwhelming moral shaming. They very rarely cited actual arguments or reasoning against it, preferring to target the individual over the idea. Eventually I stepped in and told them off for not engaging in logical or productive debate, and at that point Hater (the guy with the New England profile) who had previously been participating in the "debate" by occasionally adding his own jabs decided to spend a line saying how much he dislikes debate anyways and it's a dumb channel. I got really pissed at him for that - as it was not something new - and basically told him to either grow up or shut up. He cited autism as an excuse for lack of performance and promptly left the server of his own accord. After my "burn" (as everyone seemed to think it was) people spam reacted with various roast-related emojis. I told them to shut it and keep it mature, and the next one to post an emoji would receive a ban. Cool Goon knowingly posted an emoji. He received a ban.
The Cool Goon WAs So Cool He Got F*cking Banned
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"Hey look at that guy! He's like a cool amongus balls dude!"
A word that can be used to alter the mind of the victim you say it to.
Making them an unrecognizable construct of flesh and bones, unable to feel or think for themselves.
You:"cool-tastic²"
Them *bends time and space, disrupting the construct of the reality we live in.. ultimately turning into a flesh creature unbonded by physics itself. *
What you say when something disappointing or aggravating happens.
Jane: *trips and spills coffee all over her new dress*
John: HAHAHAHA!
Jane: *sigh* cool life...
Better than just "cool". So cool, in fact, that the extension "shit" needs to be used to show the difference between said awesomeness and normal "cool".
Person 1: Leah is totally cool and shit
Person 2: I know right. Michael's pretty cool too... and shit.
Person 1: I wish we were as awesome as they are.
when someone is too cool they are just too cool
yo that girl yzabella is just too cool!