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The sequel to the game in which you played as some nerdy scientist with a crowbar. Now, in Half-Life 2, you're a badass nerd scientist with a crowbar. It promises revolutionary graphics, physics engine, characters, storyline and quite frankly everything else. It will be an amazing game without a doubt.
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some cringey memer: "HEY DUDE DID YOU LISTEN TO DESPACITO 2??"
some actually reasonable person with intellect: "shut the fuck up"
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When you have to shit really bad so you shove a finger up your ass two knuckles deep and quickly make your way to the nearest bathroom
If I didn't 2 knuckle shuffle I would have shit at my desk
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When a guy puts both his nuts in a girls ass.
Wow, that is as difficult as getting 2 dogs in a bathtub.
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New processor line developed by Intel Corporation. Based on the P6 and P4 Mobile architectures, it outperforms the AMD competition at a lower price point. It features more effecient instruction decoding, larger cache, a higher FSB, and a higher IPC, all while producing less heat.
Person one: d00d I just got a new Athlon64 5000+ for only 800$
Person two: n00b you should have bought a Core 2 Duo.
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simply the god of all and every game that has ever been made. for half life 2 brings shame to all.
dude 1: dude u gat half life 2 yet?
dude 2: no, i just pass up the oppitunity to buy the greatest game of all time so i have more time to masterbate and make fun of the old and retarted.
dude 1: you shuld get it, it rules!
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A steaming pile of shit that will result in many controllers being broken and holes punched in walls
11/9/09: "MW2 most antipated game of the year, if not the decade"
11/11/09: "MW2 worst game of the year, if not the decade, if not ever"
Gamer: "Yesss I just finished the campaign of modern warfare 2 on veteran now to try out the multiplayer"
*1 game later*
Gamer: "how does this guy knife me from 10 ft away???"
*1 more game later*
Gamer: "WTF he just knifed me through a wall?!?!?!?!??!?!"
*1 knife later*
Gamer: "WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST FUCKING KNIFED ME AFTER I SHOT HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH A SPAS-12 FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT"
*1 more knife*
Gamer: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAGHAGHGHGHGHGHGAHGAHGAHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WHORE KEEPS KNIFING ME WITH THIS COMMANDO BULLSHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" *punches hole in wall*
*next week*
Gamer's mom: "who put this hole in the wall"
Gamer: "Infinity Ward"
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