Choking the Chicken

To snap the neck of a chicken, usually immediately prior to butchering.

"Wilber, fetch me a chicken for dinner."

"Alright, ma! Just hold on, I need to choke me a chicken first!"

"Cluck, cluck, cluck, CLUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"

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rubber chicken

In the game NetHack, slang for "cockatrice corpse."

On my last ascension I totally raped the Astral Plane with my wished-for rubber chicken

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chicken wings

(n.) (pronounced "chicken waaangs") a contagious disease

Nate: You best not sleep around or you'll get the chicken wings!

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thunder chicken

A restaurant in Seoul, South Korea that serves the best fried chicken in the world.

Danielle: Hey, Alex, want to get some Thunder Chicken?
Alex: Sure! I got a pocket fulla change!

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chicken boobs

girl with saggy small tits

look at that girl with deflated boobs, they look like chicken boobs

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dirty chicken

when you put your hand down a girls pants to have a play and she seems shaven but when you pull out you feel the bristles /stubble, like a freshly plucked chicken.

Dude i just fingered that girl and all was going good but then i pulled out i felt the dirty chicken so i dropped that bitch!

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chicken fukinyuki

1.A piss take of the nz army's take on chicken teriyaki, chicken fukinyuki comes in a 'boil in the bag' package

2.Like most army food, is aimed more at sustenance than culinary delight.

3.some find it agreeable, but then again some agree with lamb & minted gravy, which comes out smelling *EXACTLY* as it goes in. (I minty shit you not)

Libby: chicken teriyaki? chicken fukinyuki more like it!

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