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At Basic Training where one person at your table eats his or her food so fast that the Drill Sergeant, Military Instructor etc. believes the rest of the people at that table should've had enough time to eat, and makes everyone else at the table get up and go without even finishing their food. This usually results in the people who were at that table disliking that individual because they were "Table Fucked".
"Trainee Doe is done eating already why the hell aren't the rest of you finished!?!? Hydrate and get the piss out!"
Table Fucked Trainees "What the piss Doe, Why'd you table fuck us? We're starving!"
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Definition:
Similar to being Friend zoned, but to make it worse goes out with someone close to you. I.E. best friend, brother/sister, or cousin
Example:
Guy 1: Hey what happened to you and that one chick you were trying to get.
Guy 2: Oh, I was Friend Fucked be her.
Guy 1: Friend Fucked?
Guy 2: She Friend zoned me, and started going out with my best friend.
Guy 1: Man, fuck that bitch, I'll get you a girl that will stay with you.
Guy 2: Thanks, man.
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When people follow each other on Twitter.
It was nice meeting you, lets tweet fuck.
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To be the start of something horrible. The cause of something devastating.
Judy is pissed at me for giving her a computer virus, but someone sent it to me first. I didn't fuck the monkey.
The world now has AIDS because somebody fucked the monkey.
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Someone who is so stupid they should wear a helmet.
I want to beat that fuck nud Greg in the head with a bat.
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Extremely fucking cute you just can’t fucking..you just can’t.
“Wow that’s FUCKING ADORABLE.”
“I just can’t..”
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Someone who is overly paranoid about the safety of their children, partner, etc. A safety fuck will often implicate certain rules to prevent injury or harm. Eg. "Don't catch a train in peak hour because you may be pushed on the tracks and killed by a train".
"OMG my dad is such a safety fuck he won't let me go camping with you because he thinks I will throw deodorant cans in the camp fire".
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