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Hey, I'm just insulting you blatantly. Believe it or not that gif is just the gif that appeared as a search result. I WILL beat you up though. I am where I am and said what I said and if you take issue with anything that I've said you're going to have to take issue with it in the context of my international fame and sucess as a writer and commentator. Which is why it isn't ACTUALLY indirect. There's nothing INDIRECT happening on my end. I am Hym now.
Hym "No, if I had any real criticism I would come in the for of a wall of text and I know you don't read those. I just want you to know that I watched the video. Really, what's funny about the insults is that you know who I am, you know where I am, you KNOW I can't go anywhere, and you know that acknowledging me would immediately grant me the capacity to go wherever I need to be to call your bluff on not saying things to the faces of people. I'd work out first. Fix the hole in my tooth. Get some antibiotics in me. Bam! Perfectly ready to say whatever I need to say to whoevers face I please. You're just ignoring me. That's all. You can't call my bluff because my status elevates immediately. You have to tolerate the insults because IF YOU DON'T and I'm not the coward you need to frame me as, I gain immediately. Just like that stupid fucking cripple. You see it? You see how fucking irritating that is? You going to work there and tolerate that? You can barely tolerate what I'm going NOW! YOU CHOSE THE SAME RESPONSE I DID! APPARENTLY I GOT IT RIGHT! I AM DOING IT RIGHT AND I KNOW THAT BECAUSE I TRIGGER THE SAME RESPONSE! HA!"
Randomly being knocked in the head by a wall sconce while having sex.
-OMG... How did you get that wicked huge bump on your head?
-I got wall sconced this morning right as I was about to cum!
When you're performing oral sex or having sex and the female is a such ecstasy she's swimming backwards of the wall
I was teaching my girl how to wall swim
A gang that lurks near walls that yells at anybody passing by until someone confronts them.
“Geez those wall hobos were so offensive.
When your driving on any two lane road and you have a car in front of you and one on your left or right driving under the speed limit at the exact same pace!
Also know as a "moron blockade"
Goddamnit I'm already late and now I'm stuck behind this idiot wall!!!
When you are having sexual intercourse, doggie style, with your partner and the male component sticks his thumb in the females asshole and presses down while feeling your dick penetrate your significant other asshole
Jon: I was butt walling this hoe last week. She's been buying me dinner every night since.