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The All-American Rejects are the sweetest, most tightest band ever! And Tyson Ritter is the HOTTTTEST, HOTTTEST, did i mention he was hot? man alive!
I can't go a day without listening to at least one song by the All-American Rejects!
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A competition of absolute manliness.
Teams of usually 3 or 4 must eat a large pizza, drink a 30 pack of beer, a 5th of hard alcohol and then complete a puzzle after all alcohol has been consumed.
A sure way to ensure that you will not remember your night.
The 6 of us died last night competing in the Great American Challenge
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During intercourse after you have inserted the penis, you insert your hand and grasp the penis and beat yourself off till completion inside of her.
"Yesterday night I was banging this of-age women and I gave her the good Ol' All American Handshake. Roll Tide!"
Freezing a hotdog and then sticking it in your butt for pleasure.
I wasn't getting any from my girl last night so I gave myself an American reach around.
Americans, regardless of race or skin color, that over eat at Taco Bell a lot. A Taco Bell fanatic.
We American love Taco Bell. I guess you could say, the USA is a American bell beaner nation.
I love Taco Bell, I'm a American bell beaner.
I could eat at Taco Bell for all my meals, I'm a bell beaner for sure
Joey and jake are bell beaners because they practically go to Taco Bell for lunch everyday.
Americans, regardless of race or skin color, that over eat at Taco Bell a lot. A Taco Bell fanatic.
We American love Taco Bell. I guess you could say, the USA is a American bell beaner nation.
I love Taco Bell, I'm a American bell beaner.
I could eat at Taco Bell for all my meals, I'm a bell beaner for sure
Joey and jake are bell beaners because they practically go to Taco Bell for lunch everyday.
Something you say after swearing in polite company. A step up from "pardon my French."
This doctoral program is a complete cluster fuck, pardon my American.
Yes, your majesty, this realm of yours is filled with cuntadactyls and pig fuckers, pardon my American.