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Imagine Angry Birds with zero gravity and you get Angry Birds Space.
Rovio obvoiusly took the same aproach Nintendo did with the Mario franchise (Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2). Not to say that the game is bad or unoriginal. Infact, it's just as addicting (if not more) as the original Angry Birds.
The plot is the same damn thing it's always been, except for the addition of a boss battle at the end of each world, which is incredibly easy.
A new bird was also included with the game. The "Ice Bird" acts like the Black Bird, but freezes everything around it instead. Makes the Blue Bird substantially more useful.
Rovio decided to become Valve 2.0 and make Space Eagles cost more than the game itself. Not to mention the fact that the Space Eagles are 10 times harder to use than the Mighty Eagle. Don't expect this to ever change.
NASA also decided to ride in on the coattails of this game since their budget has been reduced to nothing.
Angry Birds Space is the most addicting game ever for the mobile phone.
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Traffic laws do not apply when 4:56 of Free Bird is on, and if the cops are "chasing" you for reckless driving/speeding they are simply joining the race.
"I'm sorry officer but when 4:56 of Free Bird Solo starts playing your traffic laws are simply a suggestion."
or
"I'm sorry officer I bought the whole speedometer i'm going to use the whole speedometer."
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To finger a girl who was a vile odours seeping from her grizzly love cave. one preformed this act you become captain birds eye from the infamous fish finger band.
you may start as seaman birds eye but eventually rise to the rank of admiral birds eye once fingered enough rough girls.
John - i fingered Jane last night
Adam - wow man you've earn you rank of Captain Birds eye
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When a female is eating her supper, and her male partner approaches unexpectedly from behind and gives her the butt sex.
Bob the parakeet must have found out he was a man tonight. Rosie went to the food bowl to eat and Bob pile drove her in the ass. My man was going to town on her. I never seen that before. I think he pulled A Michigan bird bath on her.
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What you call someone that looks like a bird. Usually has a peak shaped nose, a nasal voice and no neck.
Friend: I don't know what to be for Halloween.
Me: You should be a Parakeet, you have the nose for it.
Friend: Let's not forget your sausage nose...
Me: Fuck you Bird Seed Breathe.
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i am a dickey bird. alex is a dickey bird. a few other people are dickey birds. fridays and mondays are called 'dickey bird days'. we raise our dresses and say 'gep!!' or something like that.
its dickey bird day! gep! *raise dress*
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The act of waking up a guy early in the morning by going down on him--preferably involves tugging on the penis with the mouth, as in "the early bird gets the worm."
Girl, my man never had it so good. Just this morning I early bird special-ed him before the alarm went off!!
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