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When you take a rug, wrap someone up in it and roll them down a big grassy hill.
“Oh no he didn’t, he didn’t really just get an Alaskan Rug Burn did he?”
Meaning "to burn with a Bunsen burner."
"I did so poorly on that science quiz. Where's a Bunsen burner? I want to Bunsen burn it!"
A complete and utterly useless person, an asshat.
That second class on the midwatch is fucking burn bag.
When your nipples rub against fabric while having rough modified Doggy-Style.
"I got nipple burn last night"
When one drunk dude passes out at high noon with his cock on a girls cheek in the middle of the afternoon allowing for the sun to burn them. Once sobering up, the woman realizes that she has a mushroom burn on her cheek when looking at a reflection in a mirror.
Tom: Bro, did aunt Sally have a mushroom burn at the family gathering this evening??
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...
Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.
Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.
Ashton Burns is a small boy who is very unintelligent for his age
Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.
Ashton burns has a micropenis, everyone laugh at him!