Someone who is desperately in love with Estrella
Christian: hi Estrella I would drag my balls on shards of glass, burn myself, torture myself, break every single bone in my body just to get a single whiff of your dirtiest farts. š
Christianās can be such rats sometimes. They may insult you or be mean from time to time but thatās just how he shows that you are very special to him.
Girl: OMG ITS CHRISTIAN RUN
Boy: donāt worry if he insults you, itās cause he cares
A funny guy that bets people he will make roller coasters! He has a really weird ringtone
1. I called Christian
2. *No answer*
3. Hi if your trying to call Christian u have the wrong number
Heās the type of friend to make you laugh at the most idiotic things in the world. He is nice, funny, and heās smart when he wants to be. Heās probably sensitive at times as well.
Christian is such a nice person
Maybe the best player to have ever played on nĆørre Ć„by efterskole. He is also known as Hestelort, Hestehauge and Piphans
Girl 1: oh he has so small wars but is good at Football
Girl 2: He is properly a Christian
I am maybe the best player to have ever played on this school - qouted by Christian Dyrehauge (Hestelort)
Christian is the type of person that when they open their mouth itās either something stupid. Or something smart thatās really stupid. They always have something smart to say and will use words nobody knows the definition of. Tend to be really annoying.
Christian: āI will liquidize all my assets and hire someone to slap you everyday of the weekā
Brian: āheās definitely a Christianā