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A quote from Napoleon Dynamite.
http://WhoGoesToCollege.com ???
Your mom goes to college!
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A school where people who have arrogantly deemed themselves smarter than the rest of their inferior peers meet to discuss their vast array of knowledge in the fields of politics, mathematics, science, etc., all to try and convince themselves (and each other) that the true reason they are at this school is because they were rejected socially from their old school. The school has an 80% acceptance rate, so don't be fooled by the applicants favorite motto: "It's an early college for geniuses." Expect the worst types of people to be enrolled in the school, and even worse people to leave.
Social Reject: Oh how I long to be among the intellectuals of a caliber not found at my current school. I know, I'll go to Bard College at Simon's Rock! It's a college, so it must be a school for geniuses like myself!
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Similar to a Mississippi Clam Digger, the women bends her chin down as far as she can to where it touches her chest. The man then thrusts his penis into the folds of her chin mating pig with blanket. While he is doing this he "digs for clams" in her vagina with his foot as well as enjoying a College Station favorite of Layne's chicken.
Tanner: Yesterday I tried something new for breakfast.
Nic: Good man, there are only so many times you can have a Portuguese Breakfast before it gets old. What did you have?
Tanner: I gave Carly a nice College Station Pig in a Blanket.
Nic: Wow, I didn't know Layne's was open for breakfast.
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Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts: MCLA; formally known as North Adams State College.
Located in the Berkshires in the northwest corner of Massachusetts, the city of North Adams, MA has a population of 14,700. MCLA is a small liberal arts college in North Adams, MA. Faculty to student ratio of 1:13 & an average class size of 18 students; so your teachers actually know your name. Around 2,000 total enrollment including graduate students with almost half of them living on or around campus.
Enjoy: Townhouses, Blackinton St, The Mound, Mt. Greylock, Mass MOCA, Fish Pond, 24/7 Dunkin Donuts, McDonalds when they let you walk through the drive-thru, Fire Pit, 3 AM pizza deliveries, and even sometimes thetownies.
Beware: RA's, the never-ending winter, herpes, and townies (espicially when they follow you from The Mound).
"I go to Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts because I'm smart enough for Williams, but I don't have a family member who went there or have the money for an Ivy League school."
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An All Boys School: Located in Washington, DC, Gonzaga uses remodeled apartment buildings. They are known for liking other men and losing to St. John's College High School (featuring Girls) in football, basketball, and baseball. Most students are characterized by their shaggy hair and flamingly homosexual ways.
Student: Let's go pick up chicks at an all girls school.
Other Gonzaga Student: Sure, let's hit up Georgetown Prep.
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A community college student who fails to earn their associate's degree or the necessary amount of credits to transfer in the normal span of two years and must spend more semesters at the college in order to finish. A community college all-star is usually the result of poor grades/schedule management, indecision regarding fields of study or universities to transfer to, generally not giving a shit, or any combination of the the previous items.
"Did Joseph transfer to Marquette University yet?"
"Nah, last I heard he's staying at the local community college for the fall."
"So he turned into a Community College All-Star? That kinda sucks."
"It's his own damn fault, man."
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overall it is a pretty cool school, but to be honest it is full of SLUTS, MAN-WHORES and RAPIST cant forget about those gay faggots that act like girls but are actually
they are boys, most people know one tree hill college to be good in volleyball, rugby, touch, a.f.l and basketball, it is also known for getting pregnant at a young age and fucking each-other in the toilets, smoking weed and drinking because they be cool as fuck, the name O.T.H.C
is also known for Only The Hori Cunts, so go fucking clean yourself up!
boy: "hey baby are you wifi?"
girl: "who?, me, no!"
boy: "well i think i feel a connection..."
!the life of one tree hill college!
::girl and boy go to toilets, have sex, make babys, do the same thing the next day::
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