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Giuli and David

Two people who dated but can’t seem to let go of each other no matter how much no contact they go through they always find away back to each other. No matter how many horrible situations they go through no matter how much they block or unadd each other someway they will go back to each other. Most of the time they don’t see it and think they don’t need each other but in reality they need each other and they will find a way back to each other

Messi: You guys are like Giuli and David
Willito: Oh i hope we find each other again

by pikupika May 7, 2024


david eagle

Afraid people won’t respect his property and claims he’s “tired” of bashes.

“I’m just not in the mood for it” -david eagle

by Poop suck March 23, 2022


David Rexa

When you are born as short person, you could be called as "David Rexa". This word is based on guy who was called David Rexa. He was 18 years old and only 143 cm tall. After some research he found a way to make himself tall. After some time in lab he eventually got to 188cm after only 1 and half year.

Friend : Hey how you doin´ ?
You : Just trying to get out of this David Rexa situation, I don´t want to be this small my entire life.

Friend: Good luck with that :)

by Porkysko April 5, 2023


dr. david haskell

A biologist who wrote a book that tortures high school students

Jim: "Did you hear about Dr. David Haskell?"
Phil: "Isn't that the guy who took off his clothes in the woods in winter and bitched about being cold?"

by DavidDoctor March 17, 2019


David a brown

The worst school in wildomar, southern california, looks like a prison and smells like tuna cassarole, the education might be just as bad. full of mexicans and short white kids. just about as ghetto as main street

bro david a brown is assssss

by November 3, 2021


David Champion

This man is an absolute Champion with 10/10 rizz forbidden rizz the rizzler adolf rizzler

omg its david champion

by Globglogabgalabb March 21, 2023


DAVID-19

The illness spread from guys named David that causes them to have a very bad cough, anger issues and to hate guitar players named Eli. May also become terrible pickleball players as a result.

My buddy got DAVID-19. He is absolutely insufferable and won’t stop coughing!

by JimmyMac9 June 7, 2024