A man with not only the memory of a goldfish but the eyes of one too.( seriously look closely)
His most popular phrase is :
“ AY BOY WAT YOU LOOKIN AT YOU WANT AN IC??”
When confronted by him people usually laugh at his shiny bowling ball head.
Will bang on all the tables in the cafeteria room for you to TRASH YOUR TRAYS BOI and will wave his hand in front of your phones
His solution to a fight is recording it.
DADDY HOWARD IS THIIIICCKK
In conclusion daddy's theory reject the idea that anyone other than niggas named Jordan are daddy
"Jordan is a total daddy"
Well thats Daddy's Theory for you
Daddy johnny is known as the best discord mod and twitch mod for the twitch streamer “doitfoemonta” he is also known as the most handsome and cutest man in the world. Daddy Johnny pulls all the e kittens once he shows them his 12 inch cock(send him a dm for a pic). Daddy johnny also is loved by the whole community. Everyone knows Daddy Johnny as Batman who is the partner of Robin which is Daddy Cujo. Johnny is also known as the best person to fuck and have e sex with.
E Kitten 1: Do you know Daddy Johnny?
E Kitten 2: Omg are you talking abt the most handsome man in the world with the 12 inch cock?
E Kitten 1: YESSSS!!!
Daddy k is the best rapper of 2018. His lyrics are straight facts and he can fucking ball
Guy1- Did you listen to Daddy k’s new song
Guy2- No
Guy1- Here listen
* I’m daddy k and you know I can ball, I’m daddy k and you know I can ball, I’m daddy k and you know I can ball 🤫*
A sexy Daddy who is proficient and whipping up delicious pastas with fresh sauces.
Jonah is such a pasta daddy... He made me a delicious cream sauce for my noodles.
Strong, musclar, hairy firm thighs
Damn Owen, your daddy thighs are so hot today
A male figure who has taken the position of dad/father to a child(ren) who are born to a woman the male figure is romantically involved with.
A man who takes up the position of fathering young who are not his own biological children.
My mom got together with my step-dad when I was 7 and that dudes been daddy on the spot since then. He's like a real father to me.