This microscopic turbo-manlet rose to the top of Scientology by performing copious amounts of standing blowjobs on L. Ron Hubbard. Petite and effeminate little David likes to beat up the people he has brainwashed in a futile attempt at asserting his nonexistent masculinity and despite the fact that he wouldn't survive for five minutes on an elementary school playground. Fun fact: Manlet Miscavige is one of the few manlets who is even shorter than tiny Tom Cruise. For shame!
Isn't that Scientology's leading manlet David Miscavige receiving an atomic wedgie from a grade-schooler over there? Oh well, boys will be boys.
A guy that does exactly what he’s told to do by his friends. Takes what he’s told as the absolute truth, and then makes shit tier memes about others
Bro, just because Ted told you something, doesn’t make it true. Don’t be a David Brain
He acts very tough in front of his friends but his best friends he acts like a total goof and even a little gay. David is a whole virgin but no body knows that. David does love his family very much though and his once he finds the perfect girl he will treat her like the love of his life. Never mess with a davids family/friends. He may seem serious but he is a weirdo with a cute smile and a weird laugh. You will love a david in your life
David Suarez is so cool. Im so happy to have him in my life.
This guy is an absolute unit
Me:yo this goofy acting up
Connor:should we get David najifi on him
Me:idk that guy is a unit they’ll get daved up bad
Connor: ok well add him up if this goofy still acting up
A man who can be assumed to have a big dick, may be known as Pen-10, likely to have lots of friends. David is the kind of person that you meet and see him breathing air. Ethan would be, in this case, the legal name, with David being the name he goes by around people of the same age. David breathes air better than you, waits faster than you, builds muscle better than you, and is all around superior. If you see a wild David/Ethan, please say hello and begin following his every order for your own safety.
Person 1: "Did you see David over there?"
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."
-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-
David Beckingham Jr. is generally known as an old money activist. Know around the community as a funny dickheadish kinda guy. will find love from only jewish or german females (or males). Davids will also tend to deal with skitz kids or Russian Bratva mobsters. Davids will be somewhat succesful from taking over their fathers hedge funds.
Dude did you see "David Beckingham Jr." he's looking for money again.
a cheeky david is when a geography teacher is caught off duty in a hooters
look at that cheeky david!