December 3

National Fuck the police day (13/12)

"did you hear about today? It's December 3rd, Fuck the police day!"

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December 23rd

Possibly the worst day of the year. Like Christmas Eve, it's almost impossible to fall asleep on, but there are no presents in the morning.

ME: OH YEAH CHRISTMAS IS SOOO CLOSE!!!! OMG YAY ITS DECEMBER 23RD!!!!

MOM: STFU, kid, it's not even Christmas eve. Now go to your room while mommy gets drunk.

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December 26th

National Ranboo day, you have to watch his stream.

It's December 26th, national Ranboo day everyone!

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25 december

Time to suck your nan

25 december as a present i will suck suck your nan it’s used often and will help u with your mates

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December 3

Lick your grandma's stanky toes untill they are all clean it is called national lick your grandma's toe day

Person: Hey what is it today
Person 2: it's December third 22 days to christ-
You:NO ITS NATIONAL LICK YOUR GRANDMAS TOE DAY

Hey today is December 3 I need to go lick my grandma's toes

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December 5th

Encore Slap Ass Day!

December 5th is the day where you get to slap a girls ass only in ur encore classes and they can’t do nothing about it

Boys:ITS DECEMBER 5th YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
Girls:...
Also girls: Fuck..

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December 21

national fuck your mom day

on december 21
I will fuck my mom today in national fuck your mom day

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