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Something that never gets published if its by me.
Editors pls post my urban dictionary definition
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urbandictionary.com has been overloaded by geeks who must think that everyone who visits the site is familiar with people that go to their school and knows every single person they make obscure refrences to.
ex: girLinda. Some girl named Linda in my algegra class with nasty horse teech and stank breath.
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people who reject everything that they can, just to make the most pathetic dictionary in the world, where people can invent their own words AND get them rejected, only to watch some guy make up a word that makes no sence, and he/she gets it published.
hey, i'll publish a word in the urban dictionary... oh, its been rejected :( DAMN THOSE SILLY URBAN DICTIONARY EDITORS.
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an urban dictionary whore a person who never uses an expression without checking urban dictionary to make sure he/she doesn't sound stupid.
person 1: *types* omigosh *doesn't send*
person 1: *checks urbandictionary.com*
person 1: *Deletes "omigosh*
person 1: omg!!!
^urban dictionary whore
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Saying,
If a person keeps asking what words mean, and it's annoying you, telling them to go eat a dictionary is a good way of getting them to shut-up. If they don't know what easy words mean, they'll probably be dumb enough to actually try eating the dictionary.
Annoying kid: "What's (insert word) mean?"
You: "You don't know what (word) means!?! Go eat a dictionary!"
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One who constantly uses words(particularly the word(s) of the day) they found on this site and pretends/insists/swears/prays to god that you think that they were clever enough to make it up themselves. They know they aren't clever, but they don't want the rest of the world to think so.
An easy way to find one is to compare the word of the day list with the conversation/s you had with the suspected Urban Dictionary fag that day/s.
Mark: "Hey Jack, quick question, do-*Jack interrupts*
Jack: "Mark, I've come to think you're an Urban Dictionary fag. I wrote down a few things you've said to me this past week. Let's take a look."
March 29 - "Mark: My electric razor broke, so I had to do an acoustic shave today"
March 28 - "Mark: Signing an email petition to stop rampant crime is slacktivism. Want to really make your community safer? Get off your ass and start a neighborhood watch!"
March 27 - "Mark: I'm so twitterpated about this movie!"
March 26 - "Mark: What do you mean foul!? We aren't playing Lawyer Ball here."
Jack: "I thought you went homo on the 27th, you didn't even think of your own sentence for the 28th and as for the 29th, you don't even shave. The verdict stands, you're an Urban Dictionary fag."
Mark: "You're just a Hobosexual..."
Jack: "December 4th."
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Someone who has posted defentions since the site started in 1999. Also someone who has all ''thumbs up'' in thier definetions
That guy who has written for Urban Dictionary since December 19, 1999 and never has a thumbs down is an urban dictionary legend
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