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a friend group of four bitches
1 being a lesbian idiot
1 being the most chill dude you could ever meet
1 who's probably depressed
and 1 who we gotta protect from everything
hey do you know the group cremenel do?
...no i fucking dont
well its my friend group!
didnt ask
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A nonchalant and sarcastic reply to someone who wants to kill themself.
Person 1: My life sucks. I feel like jumping off a roof...
Person 2: Do a backflip!
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when you deny your religion, culture and race. telling freinds you are indian when you obviously originate from pakistan.
are you actually from india? nah just doing an amar
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Civil service slang, used by several hundred people now. It's when you are being so dynamic, intelligent and forward thinking that you are constantly overlooked for promotion by your part-time working mothers for mangers because you make them look bad.
"Hey, did you see that presentation on new ideas he gave the other day? I think he will get the promotion."
"Nah, didnt you see? He was "doing it in "Styles""...made so-and-so look like a fuckwit. He's gonna be over looked for shizzle"
2 weeks later, person is overlook for promotion. The result: talking to themselves, holding their pen in their mouth like one toothed sabre-toothed tigers, walking like that bug guy from Men In Black and tea consumption trebles.
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When a frankly disgraceful tie/shirt combo tries to be pulled off by someone who really should know better.
Example: Rory McIlroy at the Wimbledon Mens final 2011.
Mate, who dressed you, Stevie Wonder?! You're doing a Rory...
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When one has a Scheduled time to do drugs. I.e. Meth, cocaine, etc. Typically in a public bathroom, in a house, or even in public (if he/she is feeling frisky).
Man 1: "hey man! Where are you going?"
Man 2: "oh! It's 4:20!"
Man 1: "so?"
Man 2: "... I'm 'bout to be doing the illegals"
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Having sex on the toilet while one takes a dump.
I ended up Doing a Chad with a freak I met Saturday night after getting the shits all night.
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