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To slay the catholic dragon is to seduce a devout catholic girl and have sex with her, her willingly choosing to do it. It is a skill that only masters of seduction have.
With hard work and patience, Alex has finally succeeded in slaying the catholic dragon. He truly is a master of seduction.
a Dalmatian inside a dragon fruit!
made by-Moriah Elizabeth
"I searched dragon fruit Dalmatian and found nothing"
Lighting a fart while receiving fellatio
As she went down on me, little did she know I had my lighter to perform the humming blue dragon.
A woman whose genitals are infected with herpes.
"oh man you don't want to get that... She's a fiery snap dragon"-Charlie
"Oh, thanks man, I wouldn't want to wake up with the herp."-Alex.
When you are having sex with a woman and pour hot sauce into her anal cavity. The woman then unloads flaming hot diarrhea onto the man.
Jeffrey: WOW that Louisiana Fire dragon was insane!
Jennifer: That shit burned, but it felt great afterwards. Thanks Jeffrey!
Getting a blow job in February in a tent from a mature (cougar) lady and as your priming the pump, the steam comes from her nose as you jam your blood sausage down her throat releasing the poison to men, she gags and the semen shoots out her nose. Like two steaming Icicles.
Did you catch that video of the Canadian Ice Dragon I was doing in the tent on Valentines Day..
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When you take an opioid and heat it with a lighter on tinfoil, you have a straw and inhale the fumes from burning the pill, then you take the liquid that was once the pill in the tinfoil and shoot it up.
Lastnight we arrested a guy who was Chasing the Dragon Tail
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