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Hell on Earth were men, who have not tried to be aggressive to get a girl, go to to rot.
Child: Dad what's the friend zone?
Dad: Hell, its Hell
9👍 4👎
That one friend of the group you want to be a part of, may be the ugly one or fat one. They instantly accept you due to low self esteem and you then take steps to move from fatty or ugly to the attractive ones or fun ones.
J: Hey I'm hangin with Lisa after work
K: Eww dude, shes like 350 lbs!
J: Don't worry, shes just my Gateway Friend. I'm getting closer to Vanessa and Kylie
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On October 11 Its Give your Tall friend a present day! Theres always Slap your Tall friend or Abuse your tall friend day but for today its gonna be give your tall friend a present day.
#TALLFRIEND #Hereyougo #OOF #Present
You: Here you go
*Tall friend opens the present
Tall Friend: Whats this for?
You: Its Give your tall friend a present day
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one of your friends that starts to chill with a totally unrelated group of your friends through you.
Rufus is friends with Terry through his yoga class.
Rufus has been friends with Orphius for awhile. Rufus tells Terry about his nigga Orphius.
One day Rufus calls Orphius up to chill, and he hears Terry's dumbass in the background.
Terry is officially a friend whore.
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An expression used by a person who has no friends.
"I believe in America, my friends."
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A polite word for rejecting someone who wants to be your date.
Hey Al, we are still good friend, right?
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A friend that is more than friends... friends with benefits!
Manuel and Jasob was not just roommates, they were friendly friends and lived together for about 6 months.