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Being tasked with doing something impossible
"Finding an honest politician is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end."
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"You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground." Illustrate with a pen and paper drawing a circle and a cracked circle. Now ask which is your ass and which is the hole in the ground. Subject points to cracked circle and you mock while pointing to their real derriere.
After listening to untruthful gibberish, you say to person, "you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground."
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adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)
a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..
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When gay mods on r/dankmemes like your post.
Dang it the mods went "You have been permanently banned from r/dankmemes" on me.
said to one of your male friends when he is complaining about something, implying he's a moaning bitch who is on the blob.
John: "my feet are killing me from all the walking!"
Mike: "hey John, I can see your tampon string from here, mate"
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a quote to bring attention to someone repeatedly talking about the same commonly and relevantly known subject.
Person 1: Dude! Did you know Brett Favre is returning to the NFL?
Person 2: Are you still talking about that stripper from last night?
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A common term for wtf, or the act of hating somebody very bad. It can also be used to indicate a fat person going to Micky D's
OH SHIT! It's that electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris again! Yep looks like he is heading toward McDonalds.
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