A girl who you randomly meet and hook up with.
Dude, you totally just picked up a white hat!
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A hat Keira will defend with her life, she will go to extreme lengths to ensure that any one who touches her hat suffers greatly. She also feels naked without it
Keira: "TOUCH MY HAT AND I WILL FUCKING END YOU."
Justin: *touches Keira's hat* *gets killed*
A hat girls use the vomit into to loose weight typically stored in the back of a closet
Emily why are you so sad did your mom find your vomit hat?
Sitting on the toilet and get in 3 different things, like dumping sperm in the toilet, urinating over it and shit on it. Or a menstrual loaf, urinating over it and shit on it.
I accomplished a toilet hat-trick this morning, after dumping some sperm in the toilet I pissed over it and shat on it!
When two women wear hats shaped like penises
Jen and Jamie thought they were being funny by toad hatting at work, now they just look like a couple of dicks.
Something blake and logan share when they start levitating and shit off the nic
Damn Logan you look buzzed as shit, why you not wearing the stoner hat?
If your named Finn you should definitely never wear this or wear the matching overalls.
Bitmoji cowboy hat should only be used if your wearing the matching overalls.