When one person’s hair is set on fire whilst getting there toes sucked
1 “ what happen to your hair?”
2 “oh me and my girl tried Human Cigarette last night my toes felt so good”
A nickname for any guy who spoons like a boss.
Sleeping with him is so nice, it must be because he's The Human Spork.
1. Soup base made from simmering a CEO for 6 hours with aromatics such as garlic, onion, celery, carrot.
2. Employee; peon.
1. "Just simmer a while. I mean, sit there a while" John the Cannibal said to the company's chief executive as he sat in the hot tub. Human capital stock is best suited for minestrone, he thought to himself.
2. The human capital stock demand equitable rights to that of their superiors.
On November 11th, you can kidnap any one girl and submit her to the government for illegal human experimentation to stop COVID-19 and other international threats in the future
Boy: Hey it's November 11th
Girl: Ok and
Boy: It's national submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day
Girl: What does that mean
Boy: It means get in the van
The use of hashtags in real life situations. Signified by saying out loud the word "human hashtag" followed by a phrase that would in fact be a hashtag if used on a social networking sight. Often accompanied by the action of laying the pointer and middle fingers of one hand over the pointer and middle fingers of the other hand.
*upon seeing a friend whom you haven't seen in a while *
Dan: "hey Rick"
Rick: "hey Dan, human hashtag long-time-no-see"
Dan: "human hashtag for-real"
The act of grabbing pubes with your mouth and tearing them off and chewing on them like a cow chews grass. This is typically done for Blowjobs and Pussy eating.
Jenny : How was it with John last night Mia?
Mia : We did some Human Grazing and that’s the last time I let him eat me out.
The act of using a blanked to curl into a ball, And ejaculating in order to move, leaving a trail of semen on the floor, like a snail.
Me and my friends tried Human Snailing for the first time.