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When a male has sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman, and while he is having sex with her, her unborn child gives the man a blowjob.
I got a DEBO J-BONEZ while I was doing it with that pregnant female at that bangin' party. The baby swallows.
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J D Salinger Jerome David Salinger is an American Author who has passed into legendary status due to his works, The Catcher In
The Rye, Nine Stories, Franny and Zooey etc.
his work centres around disaffection, rebellion, Zen, philosophy and the fictional Glass family. Young children are often seen to offer salvation to those corrupted by the world.
His legendary status is also confirmed by his withdrawal from the publishing world around forty years ago. He has not published any work since this time and currently lives in Cornish, New Hampshire, in a house reported to be full of floor-to-ceiling cabinets containing unpublished works. Attempts to discover more about Salinger have always ended in failure. He just doesn't want people to know!
Over-enthusiastic literature student: "I'm gonna go meet my hero, J D Salinger!"
Jaded yet horny literature professor: "Shut up I'm trying to take advantage of the trust and respect of my female students to get them into bed."
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stands for "ladies love cool james"
A male rapper that has been around for 20 years.
I love the song "control myself" by ll cool j
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Head of the FBI before, during and after the Kennedy administration.
ACCORDING TO URBAN LEGEND:
J. Edgar Hoover and the Kennedys disliked each other. The Kennedy family distributed liquor during Prohibition, and recieved many Mafia campaign contributions. They were embarrassed by each others sex lives. JFK had Marilyn Monroe, and Hoover would get drunk at Government parties and offer to give men blowjobs.
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A famous head of the FBI who flagrantly abused his power and overlooked various shit the US of A did to fuck over certain groups in the USA. It was also rumored that he was a homosexual or a cross-dresser or both.
"J. Edgar Hoover (stinkin sucker)
and he couldve proved to you
he had King and X set up
Also the party with Newton, Cleaver and Seale
He ended"
-Public Enemy
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Peter Parker (aka Spiderman)'s angry boss.
Editor of the Daily Bugle, and hates Spiderman.
J. Jonah Jameson: HHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
...You serious?
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Is an award winning Broadway actress who is best known for her role of Elphaba in the hit blockbuster musical "Wicked". She was the first Elphaba, even though many people think Idina Menzel was. She has a powerhouse voice and belts amazingly. Other theatre credits are Liza Minelli in the musical "The Boy From Oz", Grace O'Malley "The Pirate Queen", and Judy Bernly in "9 to 5: The Musical". Her fans call themselves 'Blockheads'.
Stephanie J. Block is the best Elphaba ever! She has such power and force!
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