it's just paper.

A common motto used to dismiss a purchase, not as a negative but as a positive enforcing that they were comfortable with making that overall purchase.

Billy Bob "Man did you really buy me these Jordans as a gift? That must have cost you a ton!"

Bob Billy "Don't mention it dude, it's just paper. "

It’s just a spaceship

When your dick is so long it’s just a spaceship

Me: hey my d is very long
Friend: so it’s just a spaceship

Me: oh ya I guess your right

did you just shit on my desk

a question asked directly after someone shits on a desk. this is specifically from southpark(like all offensive things) when cartmen shat on Mr. Mackeys desk

cartmen:*shits on desk*
Mr. Mackey:eric did you just shit on my desk?

just got told

Clearly a misunderstanding of the phrase, "(you) just got owned."

The word "told" simply conveys an idea of verbal transference of information. The connotations are completely neutral, and any negative value incorrectly associated with "told" should more accurately be attributed to the content of the actual information being told ("Don't shoot the messenger," indeed). On the other hand, ownership (especially in a historical human context) is generally never a good thing.

"I just got told that my mom gave birth to a happy, healthy boy; my new brother!"

"Oh shit, I heard you just got told by that girl you asked out that she was a sophomore in high school and maybe you should look for someone your own age; a senior.......senior citizen!! You just got owned, son!!"

Just Jaeridan

The stereotypical 'nice guy' in every class. He's nice, attractive, and has an average sense of humor. A 'Jaeridan' plays a typical sport like football or something equally common. A 'Just Jaeridan' can be anybody - your average looking neighbor, your Dad, your Mom. Anyone. 'Jaeridans' are usually background people.

Girl: Hey, who was that guy? He looked pretty nice.
Girl 2: Yeah, he was, but he was a total 'Just Jaeridan'. I might call him; I might not.

omg I just did a Scrince

the act of revealing something to a huge public when it wasn’t supposed to.

I just leaked the next iPhone, omg I just did a Scrince

Just put the cotton in the bag

Derogatory term used to discourage young African American males from pursuing a career in rap.

Upcoming rapper: I got a whole lotta girls, drugs and money.

Realistic YN: Just put the cotton in the bag bro