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When your to tired to stand up so you use your dick instead.
“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I’m already using my dick as a kick stand.”
When your dick is so long and stiff that you can use it to stand.
“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I'm using my dick as a kick stand.”
when you wanna quote that badass action movie but you forgot what it said.
Joe: Oh, that movie? I remember it. I loved this one quote from it but I forgot what it was :/
Nate: i think it was"kick it B."
Joe: .....
When you throw a high kick to someone's jaw line or temple. And the blow renders them completely unconscious.
Jimmy was being such a fool last night I had to Krocop kick him in the head. And watch him twitch unconscious on the ground.
Light up / scrap fight shoot da 30
U wanna kick da gas u don’t wanna kick da gas
A word so disgusting it cannot be said near a group of humans. The meaning is so vile that a proper definition cannot be gave.
Hey my boyfriend really annoyed me last night, so i did drop kick ball on him
Is a person who cannot do anything on the pitch but score magnificent set piece goals.
A: What a goal from Ward-Prowse! We bangs another magnificent one!
B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.