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a girl that looks like a lesbian but actually isn't one
she's a lesbian look alike but she's not actually a lesbian.
Guy 1: “hey bro”
Guy 2: “Your mom gay”
Guy 1: “It’s opposite day” Guy 2: “oh dang that rhymes”
Also guy 2: “Your dad lesbian”
The saddest shit you ever saw.
Ezekiel :" Dude "
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."
Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.
A woman that choose to layer their first layer of "boy shorts" with a second layer of "boy pants" ie sweatpants.
Amanda walked into the bar with her reboks with the straps and didn't realize that she was exhibiting the lesbian low ride with her sweaty sweaty sweat pants.
a lesbian who is better, hotter, smarter, more beautiful, more fun, more bootylicious, than all your previous girls
I got myself a special lesbian bB
when girls dress up and have a “slut party” for each other
that slut party was pretty lesbianic
A quote by Arizona Robbins 12x13 Greys Anatomy:
The gayest of gays
Arizona: I'm super gay
like the gayest of gays
LESBIANIC
Richard: I know :D