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Civilian Life

A world filled with lazy, out of shape, undisciplined whiners who break down under the smallest of pressures and complain about everything the military does.

Sgt: Where are you headed soldier?
GI: I'm going home! Back to civilian life.
Sgt: Are you nuts? You'll die a miserable death.

by Melizza October 9, 2005

29๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pro-life

Objectively, the prerogative is to enforce that any consensually or non-consensually pregnant woman is forced to give birth to her child, regardless of extreme physical pain, psychological trauma (rape,) potential death (miscarriage, vaginal bleeding,) their own fully developed humanity, conscience, relatives, children, or the fact that the baby (no matter how valued by others) is of their creation and responsibility.

This indirectly portrays pregnant women as little more than human incubators; Pro-life is considered by some to be an unconscious form of female objectification/anti-feminism.

Some Pro-lifers (some of whom are men and/or otherwise incapable of experiencing the pain of child-birth) seem to believe they have a self-given right to regulate the abilities of pregnant women.

However, it should be noted that despite some Pro-lifers are an embarrassment to others, some are actually polite, intelligent and have substantial respect for the concerns/conditions of pregnant mothers.

Jack: "Just because I'm pro-life doesn't mean I condone violence against women, or the reduction of their rights."

Jamie: "You could be in support of specific women's rights, but that doesn't change the fact you condone the removal of one of two significant choices made available to mothers and rape victims."

Jack: "I can understand your sentiments, but my approach to the removal of abortion would be gradual, sensitive and respectful."

Jamie: "Maintaining such a seemingly justifiable cause would be challenging in light of your blatant opposition to established women's rights."

Jack: "It would be replaced with a system that provided unanimous support and respect for pregnant women."

Jamie: "Well, at least you'd be willing to establish such a system in its place, as opposed to just destroying abortion clinics and bellowing misogynistic profanities."

Jack: "I know you don't agree with my sentiments, but thanks for at least understanding them."

Jamie: "No problem, I suppose not all Pro-lifers are bad."

by A Random Individual October 6, 2012

12๐Ÿ‘ 11993๐Ÿ‘Ž


Get a life

Someone who have nothing to with his/or her time. Someone who can't find a purpose in life.

All these people on this site who make up words that don't make sense because they can't or won't make thier time worthwild needs to get a life, and stop acting stupid.

by AseXXyTwisT November 29, 2003

106๐Ÿ‘ 157๐Ÿ‘Ž


life insurance

The investment you make betting that your worth more dead than alive. Upon death your investment usually results in your family getting rich.

John was a loser not worth a crap to his family, then he died and the life insurance made then filthy stinking rich.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 23, 2003

26๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Emo Life

An Emo's Life:

Part One: Emofication.

An emo's life begins in middle or high school usually with a trip to the mall or on myspace.
At the mall they pass by a Hot Topic and look inside. The shitty clothes they see looks good in their fucked up eyes so they buy some.
OR
They are searching around on Myspace and find one of the many emos on that godforsaken site and think they look cool. They "befriend" them and ask them where they got their clothes and go off to Hot Topic to buy some.

Now that they have the looks of course some normal kids insult them, causing the pussy to go into a state of placebo depression.

Part 2: Placebo Depression.

After the Emofication they slip into a fake self-fueled hate only kept going by the constant Emo Bashing (Which is he only thing really keeping them emo) They get on some anti-depressants. Listen to shitty horrid music and then discover an emos best friend....

Part 3: The Razor.

They find out from one of their emo "friends" on Myspace how to cut like only an emo can. Also they may learn how to pla 2 notes on guitar and usually write poems or draw shitty pictures of bleeding hearts and black roses.

Part 4: Growing Up.

As the emo grows the fuck up, they relize that the emo "sub-culture" is bullshit and they go buy some normal clothes and stop doing gay emo shit.

And that ends the emo life. Unless of course they get the balls to take the Emo Exit Strategy

Emo To Be: Hmmmm.... These clothes look rad!
Emo To Be: La De Do Da De off to school for mee....
Normal Kid: Dude what the FUCK are you wearing? Are you fucked up in the head? Go fucking home and cry to your mommy and fucking cut yourself ya godamned emo!
Emo To Be: :( IMMA GO HOME AND KILL MYSELF WAAAHHHH
Emo writes some poems..... gets a Myspace..... Cuts
Emo Out Of High school: Wait a second.... What am I doing? I look like shit, I need to pull my shit together....

So ends another Emo Life.

by Dr. Crowley June 18, 2009

26๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


pro-life

The belief that all life is sacred and deserves to be protected. One who is truly pro-life will oppose capital punishment, war, poverty, and all forms of physical or mental torture. Such a person will see abortion as a tragedy for all involved, not a "reproductive right" to be celebrated - and will work to end abortion, not by force or intimidation, but by working to change the social and economic conditions that lead people to choose abortion.

i hate it when people think that because i identify as pro-life, i would support such atrocities as capital punishment, pre-emptive war, or violence against women.

by oddkin September 13, 2005

780๐Ÿ‘ 1315๐Ÿ‘Ž


rad life

people who are think they are living the dream but they have know idea

Dude 1 : Hey check out that 909 bro in lifted F-150!

Dude 2 : He is living the rad life!

Dude 1 & 2 breakout in laughter

by Jolene666 August 3, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž