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Super duper scary monster that can and WILL touch you in your special place
Shit, the rapey monster got me again…
To inflict pain and devastation at a level far greater than being man-handled.
Did you see the "Monster Among Men" Braun Strowman monster-handle Brock Lesnar?
a rare monster flavour that is actually fucking amazing
13 year old: I wanna drink
other 13 year old: try this shit, it’s called Monster Energy Ripper
13 year old: that’s amazing
To get a costume Mike Wazowski's claw and shove it up the ass creating a sharp but tingly sensation into the gluteus maximus
Me and my partner tried the Monster Paw and it was Amazing, but it also brought us closer as people
A fat piece of shit who stays at home plays video games smells like shit etc. obese ugly af smelly
Yo u seen that cust monster wearin that same fuckin shirt again?
Who peter ?
A mobile game that was released to encourage fat fucks to get off their asses and go outside.
Guy 1: Hey man I just downloaded Monster Hunter Now.
Guy 2: Good, you need the exercise you fucking beach ball.