best mother

a mother who does anything for her child even if the mother goes little for the child.

{Mother}"I love you son. your my best friend." {Son}"I love you too mama your my best friend can I have some of your cheese and crackers?"{Mother}"Of course son I would do anything for you honey!" {Son}" your the best mother ever! next time i get cheese ill share with you I promise."

Tea with Mother

Code for when you dont have anything to do on a saturday night, so you go to the local strip club with your friends.

when the man from out of town asked everyone what was going on that saturday night, i told him i was going to be having Tea with Mother.

the mother answer.

A typical answer a mother gives so she doesn't hurt anyone's feelings

When asked who her favorite Child was she gave the mother answer. That she loved all her kids equally and had no favorite but everyone knows she was lieing.

mother, I require sustance

The most normal thing anyone said in that show

Lois:

Stewie: mother, I require sustance

You mother

You mother is a lego english weird shit cause he weird titanic mothers so you mother not good lmao

go you mother! make you mother!

Gay mothers

A mom taht dates another mom

gay moms r graat gay mothers

Mother Function

A word used to describe outstanding functions.

Mr. Hanes, how do you derive a Mother Function?