A hand-job where shit is used as lubricant.
Your mom gave me a mud-job last night! It stunk!!
An anus.
She only let me hit the mud raisin because she said she was a virgin.
The viscous secretion from an unclean greasy butthole.
I pulled out of chad and my dick was covered in his Louisiana mud.
A mixture between soaking, anal, and an unclean asshole. It's when you stick your dick into someone's un-douched asshole and not thrusting.
"Hey, I know this a weird request, but can we try the Mud Method?"
While your brother or sister is Laying on their stomach, Put a funnel in their ass. Fill the funnel with hot water and proceed to dip your balls in funnel and have the other person shart, than have them fart for the jacuzzi effect.
I could use a Mississippi mud bath right now on this cold wet night
The act of pooping in a girl's vagina and then eating the poop off of her shit covered muff.
i gave my girl a mud pie last night. It tasted like shit, but it was the best experience of my life.
When you give your girlfriend laxatives and then anal her.
Erick: yo i bough some laxatives today and was thinking about trying a mud pie
Josh: thats sick bro just make sure she gives you head afterwards
Erick: thats genius bro