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When a man is doing a woman from behind, the woman sneakily puts on a strap on (preferably made of a tough plastic complete with coloring). As the man is about to thrust inward, the woman shifts her balance so the man falls to the bed/tabletop/elevator floor/wherever the mating is occuring, and then the woman jumps on his back as he is still utterly confused and begins to bang him relentlessly in the asshole.
One time in Las Vegas I was screwing this prostitute doggy dog style when she unexpectedly turned on me and pulled the bait n strap on me and then hit me with a role of salami.
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When a man tucks his penis between his legs and makes a glorious mangina then proceeds to taking a hit off his vaping device and then blows clouds of vapor.
Raven gets hot when she walks into Jordan doing his famous Tuck N' Chuck.
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Definition 1.uber trendy guy you see around with their MAC airbooks and slim cut jeans(perhaps even a beenie where appropriate). The types that work for some trendy hip company where they were jeans to work and refuse to use PC's...just macs.
I'm looking for a new job, but I am not a corporate guy...I am more of a mac n jeans kinda guy.
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A random hook up for a quick down and dirty session to bust a nut.
There’s a couple of new homeless women down by the park. I’m going to cruise through for a meet n’ skeet. They’ll do anything for $5.
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When someone breaks into your car using a demolition saw to take your radio.
Dave: Bro, I was eating at waffle house, and some gay-wad performed the good ol Slash N’ Dash on my truck.
Carl: Really? That sucks you had a bumpin system in there.
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To party super late and go back to your dorm/apt and sleep for a very brief length of time (generally two hours or less) before waking up the next morning and continuing the raging. (A particularly good way to put off a hangover)
I'm just gonna nap 'n' rally. Where you gonna be in two hours?
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N.) Dog N Suds is the act of fucking a female in the ass, or vag. You then pull out, and proceed to bust-a-nut in her ass crack. After busting said nut, you lay your dick in between her ass cheeks. Once this is done you start lightly, or heavily running your dick through her crack, similar to titty fucking or such activities.
Vuahla, you have just committed a "Dog N Suds"
Yo, last night I was messing with my old lady, when I totally Dog N Suds'd her!! It was ballin!
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