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When you blow out so much snot out of your nose, it's comparable to taking a shit from your nose.
Now that I took a nose dump, my sinuses are clear as can be!
When you're on the highway all day and you suddenly have to stop somewhere and shit
Patrick drove all the way from his house to work, came right in the door, and took a road dump
When your turds fly out of you ass with such velocity that they curl around your sphincter and break off, creating a bowl full of small brown cheetoh-like turds.
"I just took a cheetoh dump, the toilet was full of brown curls!"
Usually when there are problems in the friendship and one doesn’t think it’ll last.
If the relationship was strong the person being dumped will go through a lot of mental pain.
Friend 1: “I feel like we are heading in different paths, our friendship won’t last in the long run.”
Friend 2: “Are you serious? Everything I’ve done for you. Where could’ve it gone wrong. I can’t believe you just friend dumped me.
The act of placing one fist on top of the other and inserting it into the anus of your partner.
Grandma K is crazy I can’t believe she invented the cab over dump truck!
When you've gotta take a crap so bad your eyes are squinting.
Aw man, this chinese dump is gonna be bad.
Time spent on the office toilet, scrolling through social media to avoid responsibilities. Offers a way to relax without your manager seeing.
Finished with wiping and now only swiping, a data dumper will consume gigabytes-worth of data on IG and YouTube.
Garrett spent the last hour of his shift on a data dump.