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Person who wears a phallic bluetooth earpiece as a fashion statement, even while not driving or talking on the phone.
"You look so fabulous with that Lieutenant Uhuru earpiece!", he said to the punk with the penis ear.
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1-2 weeks after shaving your pubes/base of dick. The hairs remind you of the pricks on a pineapple, resulting in a pineapple penis.
I pulled down my boyfriends pants to see that he had a serious case of pineapple penis so i gave him a razor and told him to shave it.
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A penis which is similar to that of a weasel's, in that it is extremely pink, slimy, and unsheathed in a manner much like a dog's penis. However, weasel penises rarely reach lengths of greater than 2 1/2 inches.
"Fuck you, you son of a bitch!" yelled Derek's girlfriend when he tried to touch her with his disgusting weasel penis.
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When gas is emitted from one's penis.
Guy one:"dude what was that noise?"
Guy two:"penis fart!"
Guy one:"you mean you just shot gas out of your dick?"
Guy two:"thats right!"
Guy three:"thats hot"
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(adj) in love because of or for the sake of your penis being touched
Andy has a Penis Love for Ashley's older sister.
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Typically a car, watch, or other jewelry. Occasionally it may be defined as a 24 karat gold plated penis stretcher, that literally pulls and stretches the penis to increase its size. Its really like a traction device for the neck but its actually for your penis.
You can see the X4 Labs Penis Extender for information on this gold plated penis enlargement tool.
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when two or more guys (or girls) get out their penises (hard or flaccid) and duel with them. This usually consists of the competitors smaking their knobs together - kinda like 'knuckles' - until one quits or submits.
HARDCORE GAMERS may involve household objects in their game, playing until blood is drawn.
Some items used are:
Barbed wire, paint thinner, lit matches and gasoline, sandpaper and lime, superglue and glass shards.
Man, me and Jim had a penis war last night...I bust him open pretty bad. He's gonna nedd stitches on his shaft.
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